An odd phenomenon occurred this week, thousands of home recycling devices spouted plastic tablets with unrecognizable inscriptions on them, instead of the usual reusable plastic cubes. 

 

All across the solar system, people gazed at the odd whitened slabs with great confusion. A few tried to recycle them again, only to receive another set of tablets with the same inscriptions.

 

Linguistics professionals across the globe are examining these peculiar creations, trying to translate what they mean.  Some believed them to be an invitation of some sort. Others thought this may be a new form of commandments in plastic, or perhaps even the same old commandments we know from way back in the day, re-given as a reminder.

 

Well, though we would always prefer an invite to something fabulous especially with aliens involved, a new form of commandments might be interesting as well; “Thow shalt pee before starting a Vflick.”