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Pleasant Music Ticketing Bots Have Been Unleashed Worldwide
No one likes to get a parking ticket, or any fine for that matter, but the United Solar System Council has concluded that without any regulation people tend to run amuck. With the increase in air-traffic, mid-air-traffic, lower-air-traffic, and ground traffic, it is impossible to maintain order without supervision.
But in the spirit of the “Good Vibes Initiative” and the “Urban Chilax Project”, the council has decided to improve the ticketing experience. So starting Monday, chubby little bots, called Pleaser-Bots will be roaming all of Earth.
They will have screens that will have various smiles flickering across them as they grant you a bright colored ticket with a blessing on it. But you will also get a hefty fine with the ticket…they had to pay for bots somehow.
The classical music playing from these little buggers might help mend the tear in your pocket or not.
But be warned don’t touch or beat the robots with a bat, a rod, a hammer, or just your fists, if you do, other bots will soon swarm upon you and create a sort of prison box until more official authority figures come to their aid.
Here’s hoping that you don’t have an encounter with the Pleaser-Bots. But if you do, we hope it stays pleasant.