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Expert Baby Designer Gets Sued for Creating Disappointing Adults

By M.B. Alexander

When top executive of "Virtual Life" Richard Popper’s son, Alrin, became an anti-tech luddite living in a vegan commune in the Red Woods, his father became quite furious. After all, he had hired the best baby designer in the market, Dr. Polo Faust, to filter his and his model wife’s DNA for only the best components.

 

Dr. Polo Faust has been a prominent pioneer in the baby designing world, and his calculations have been accurate ninety-five percent of the time. In fact, Dr. Faust is responsible for our society’s greatest and best, such as: twenty times Olympic gold medalist in both sprint running and robot weight lifting Eureka Lee, as well as genius spacecraft designer Albert Olan, and Vtube celebrity Marmalade Peek.

 

Of course, he has had some famously iffy results such as Boris Bowery who has recently been involved in the “God Market” illegal cloning scandal. But in the doctor’s defense, the parents had a great emphasis on someone who was both a maverick bio-engineer and business savvy qualities Perhaps they should have searched deep into that gene pool for a bit of morality.

 

It is unclear would what lead Alrin to differ so much from his father, who wanted a son that would follow in his footsteps. Dr. Faust responded with the following statement: 

 

“Human gene prediction can never be a hundred percent accurate, not all qualities lead to what we think they will. Alrin was designed for the profession of virtual reality management with an emphasis on being able to design and imagine alternative lives. It seems that he has used these qualities to create an alternative life for himself. “

 

Dr. Faust also added that upbringing is a very important part of the adult results, and that if they did not follow his team’s instructions well, the results will differ from the design.

 

What do you think? When one orders a baby from a menu of qualities, should they be allowed to return it to the kitchen if the results are not to their liking? 

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