The company “Alter Me Bar” has been in court for months amid allegations of adding nano bot mind manipulating particles to their “Happy Girl” bars without notifying their clients. After a very long boycott against their products, mostly by people who don’t consistently consume their bars, it seems that the company is making a big comeback.

 

Apparently, now that people are concerned about the threat to their lives, due to the 2170 virus, the moral ambiguity of these mood-enhancing bars are of less importance. 

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In fact, sales of the “Happy Girl” bar have skyrocketed the most, with many happy boys consuming them as well, with absolutely no regard to the nano bots that are allegedly traveling to their pre-frontal lobes and putting the brakes on thoughts they deem negative or unnecessary.

 

Loyal customer and consumer of the bar, Ashley Johnson said to the paper; “Yeah. So what. It’s my right. My head likes it.”

 

We see your point, Ashley, by all means, "feed your head..." though we do wonder how much of that perspective is perhaps under the influence of mind-altering robots. Just a hunch…