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CULTURE

The Intergalactic 

Space Chronicle 

Best Valentine Gifts of 2171

By Aidelyn Nueman

Are you in a crunch, unsure what to get your loved one to show them you really care? Well, The Intergalactic Space Chronicle has got you covered with a list of the best love gifts out there.

1. The first and perhaps most obvious is the bio-engineered double-tailed smart puppy, whose poop has been altered to smell like roses and self dissolves in contact with the air.

 

Why? Because they are cuddly, they can bark their own name, and the poop thing is seriously cool.

 

2. Number two on our list are the intoxicating mood-altering flowers, that will have you drifting through the day like a lawless cloud.

 

Why? Because who doesn’t want a flower that makes you feel like a flower.

 

3. How about a date in the Romeo and Juliet virtual reality?

 

Why? Well, minus the double death part, what better way to express your love than a night of poetry and trying to stick together while your virtual families kill each other. Also, there’s that cute costume party at the beginning.

 

4. Self-care is also very important in a relationship. How about a romantic tech spa? 

 

Why? There’s nothing like a night of android messages and some rejuvenating 'fountain of youth' bath bombs, to take your relationship and bodies a few years back in time.

 

5. Next up, is Jewelry, an all-time classic gift. But with 2171 spin on it, you can't go wrong. Buy a pendant from malleable matter or a mini android motion accessory. 

 

Why? Because what is more exciting than a necklace that can turn from a silver heart, into the shape of Earth, and then into your lover's face, all in one outing. Talk about variety! And the mini android motion jewel pieces are beyond magic, with the option of Ai butterflies hovering around your ears, or a snake shifting in a loop around your neck. I mean advanced tech is a girl's true best friend.

 

6. Let us not forget the importance of chocolate! But if you’re thinking of chocolate, you better get the kind with conceptual flavoring. 

 

Why? Because truffles that taste like the ocean or the first day of fall will most certainly get your partner in the right mood on Valentine’s Day.

 

7. How about breakfast in a cloud bed? 

 

Why? Although recently these cloud beds have malfunctioned and sent some people to the sky. We still think it’s a romantic way to start the day. And if you find yourself and your partner waking up among clouds, maybe you decide it's a fun adventure and stay up there with the birds for a while. Just don’t forget to tuck a bottle of wine in with you before you go to bed.

 

8. Lastly, we suggest a calm day at home with warm PJs, some hot cocoa, free snuggles, and the 27th edition of The Intergalactic Space Chronicle. 

 

Why? Because a couple that sci-fi together, stay together.

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