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CULTURE

The Intergalactic 

Space Chronicle 

Betty Bot Butter

By M.B. Alexander

Betty bought a bit of butter, but the butter was too bitter... But that will never happen to you when you buy Betty Bot Butter! A butter made by one robot named Betty from start to finish.
 

Betty milks her own cows every morning and then churns each batch of butter with the same love and precision each time. This exclusive butter is even packaged by Betty Bot, who is very efficient since she does not need to eat or sleep at all.

Betty Bot has a fascinating back story. Initially, she was ordered by farmers in Minnesota, who accidentally bought a bot with advanced emotional programming. She became the supportive loving backbone of the family and led them through harsh times, working in the fields day and night, when toxic rain kept the family inside. Finally, the couple decided to adopt her as their daughter and left her a third of the estate. She got into butter at a young age, making a variety of tasty batches for her doting family. Now, she's inviting everyone to become part of the Betty Bot Butter family.  

With taste software, Betty has been able to create butter that tastes good to humans and robots alike.

Add Betty Bot Butter to your food synthesizer and make any meal better. Don’t be bitter, buy Betty Bot Butter and your batter will be less bitter ;)

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