TECH
The Intergalactic
Space Chronicle
Is Pee Teleportation Moral?
By M.B. Alexander
The new pee teleportation device was created to prevent people with bladder control issues from wetting themselves, but many others, including myself, have found this technology useful. However, it does require a willing organic host.
I had always dreamt of transferring my pee to another. As a person with a small bladder, who likes coffee, I’m a frequent bathroom user. Unfortunately, no one is giving me any points for that. When working on an intense project or even just finally lounging on the sofa at the end of a relentless day, what can be worse than getting up several times to sit on the cold hard toilet seat. The fantasy of transferring my urgent pee needs to my loving partner has always been there.
But sometimes, some things are not meant to be realized. When pee teleportation tech hit the market months ago, you can image who was among the first in line to get one.
I was living the dream. The device was heavenly as promised, I would frequently transfer my pee to my devoted partner and continue working or slouching on the sofa with perhaps a bit too much wine in the evening. With no bathroom barriers, my own self-discipline faded. Once I drank nearly a gallon of tea right before bed.
But my dear life partner has become increasingly irritated by me, and I am now concerned about the moral implications of this device. Has the power gotten to my head? Is this my 'precious'? Had I enslaved my own husband in pee pee labor? As annoying and inconvenient as it is to pee, perhaps it is the one task one should do for oneself.